Sombrero Swap Meet
I signed up for a magazine subscription just to get the commemorative sombrero. I thought about giving it to my little nephew but he already has two. Plus, this one just so happens to have a Microsoft logo on it, which is why I was so adamant on keeping it. I did see a similar one at a yard sale in front of an old folks home. It was sitting next to an autographed George Foreman Grill. I ended up buying the grill instead, just so I can sell it on Craigslist. I later found out it wasn’t his real signature, so now I’ve got a George Foreman grill with some other dude’s name on it sitting next to my cat’s litter box. Which happens to be right next to my 8 Minute Abs Collector’s Edition. If anyone wants the grill hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org.