You know what’s not cool, cats with laser beams. You know what is cool, v-necks and Dickies shorts. This is according to an episode of Maury Povich. I questioned the validity of this statement so I went to the undisputed center for truth, Wikipedia. They claim, up until the 2010 solar equinox the practice of arming cats with laser beams became unwholesome and therefore uncool. However equipping our feline friends with 8-track cassette players is perfectly within reason. On a side note, I was once tasered by a cat. He was new to the neighborhood so I made him a pot of beef stew. Apparently it wasn’t good enough. I later learned he was very fond of pasta dishes.